Injectables: Because Even Cavemen Wouldn’t Want Forehead Wrinkles

Imagine it’s 30,000 BC. You’re a caveman (or woman), you’ve just had a rough day dodging saber-toothed tigers, and you’re pretty sure your neighbour, Ugg, just stole your best mammoth pelt. You sit by the fire, rubbing your furrowed brow and thinking, “Wow, my forehead lines are really starting to show.” If only Botox existed back then, you’d have been smooth as a river rock, even under all that prehistoric stress.

Fast forward to the modern era, and Botox is no longer just a dream for our ancient ancestors; it’s a reality for all mankind! Yes, even you, Carl from accounting. It’s 2024, and nobody has to suffer from unnecessary wrinkles—whether you’re a tired new mom, a stressed-out executive, or just someone who takes their “neutral face” a little too seriously.

Botox for All!

Think Botox is just for celebrities who’ve lost their ability to blink naturally? Think again! Botox is now for everyone: men, women, and everyone in between. Got forehead lines from decades of bad bosses and questionable life choices? Botox. Angry 11s between your brows from trying to figure out how to use a printer? Botox. Crow’s feet from laughing too hard at your own jokes? Botox.

Gone are the days when Botox was some guilty little secret whispered about at the salon. Now, it’s as common as getting your hair done, or, dare we say, ordering an oat milk latte with extra foam. People of all kinds are lining up to turn back the clock a few ticks—just enough to say, “Yes, I’m aging, but I’m doing it like a fine wine… with a dash of science.”

Wrinkles: Not a Life Requirement

Remember when the Ancient Greeks thought wrinkles were a sign of wisdom? Cute. But you know what else is wise? Erasing them. Today, Botox isn’t about vanity; it’s about saying, “Hey, I’m here for a good time AND a long time, and I’d like to do it without deep forehead trenches, thank you very much.”

Botox is here for all of us: for the stressed student who’s pulling all-nighters, for the retiree living their best life on a cruise, and for the middle-aged dad who just wants his kids to think he’s still “cool” (or at least not perpetually angry).

A Wrinkle-Free World

In a perfect, Botox-injected utopia, we’d all walk around with smooth foreheads and wrinkle-free smiles, and those little lines that give away our “I’m not impressed” face would be a distant memory. We’d be a society of fresh-faced, youthful-looking individuals, confidently saying, “Yes, I feel 25, even if my back says otherwise.”

So here’s to Botox: a little miracle in a syringe for all mankind. Whether you’re fixing years of frowning or just trying to look slightly less tired, Botox is the great equalizer. After all, if Botox had existed in caveman times, you better believe Ugg would’ve been the first in line.

Because everyone deserves to live their best wrinkle-free life—even if you’re just trying to make it through the day without looking like you’ve been permanently surprised.